abby_is_evil (abby_is_evil) wrote,
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Another day without a lover, the more I come to understand... the touch of my hand.

Dear Diary,

My chlamydia has been acting up lately. Damn you, Mrs. Crump. (Sorry to Mrs. McCabe-Hense, Mrs. Reinhart, Mrs. Loftus, Mrs. Gonzalez, Mrs. Caro, Mrs. Junemann, Mrs. Lux, and the bevvy of other mothers I've infected along the way). Tee hee.

Does anyone know of any herbal... or not so herbal... ;) remedies for assuaging my veneral-woes?

Love,
Abby

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abby_is_evil is poisonous! Induce vomitting if ingested.
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